
So, I bought a Cosmopolitan at the grocery store....not the fruity Sex and the City cocktail....the magazine.
Only because it caught my attention. "How to get rid of your Muffin Top"
What woman who has a kid doesn't want to get rid of that lovely matronly look? I had been recently asking my friends who exercise how to get rid of it...so this was a sign.
I take the magazine home and sit down to read it. I hadn't read one in years. Martha Stewart magazines seem to hold my interest a little more these days....I am getting to be SO boring.....
Anyway...page after page...after page...I could feel myself blushing. This is pornography...just without pictures! I am no goodie goodie or anything...and I can handle most anything....but, this is not the magazine I read 10 years ago. This is a Larry Flynt publication...I am sure of it.
I was reading Hustler. Just without the visuals.
After being kinda grossed out....I closed the magazine. Didn't even learn the new tricks on how to get rid of my Mom gut.
Guess I will have to look at the table of contents to find the exact page number....pretty sure I don't want to read about "How to get a guy to commit after a one night stand" Hmmmm....isn't that what they call an oxymoron?
And to think....young girls read this crap. What is this world coming to?
Yes, I am getting old.
Oh well.
Dont throw the Cosmo away. I wanna read it
ReplyDeletenext. Who needs picures? I remember in the
olden days when men would say they read
Playboy for the articles !! Really ???
i don't think you have to be a mom to have muffin top, mrs. short.
ReplyDeleteand that just makes me feel so much worse for having it. at least you have a good excuse. i'm just lazy.