Every Tuesday and Friday I shower and dress at the gym to save time.
If you know me...you know I lean a little on the side of germaphobeness....but, this is a really clean place....
I digress...
Back to my point.
It is an open air locker room divided into sections with lockers and benches. Every single time I get dressed there I am exposed to and over load boobs and butts. Me no likey.
All sorts of people....and the ones that you would think should be hiding under a towel are the worst.
All while I am hiding in the corner and dressing myself in the shower....
Trying to put your freshly showered legs into a pair of dry cleaned khaki pants...all while balancing on one leg....not so easy.
But, I do it because I refuse to "let it all hang out"
Even if I had a perfect pair of surgically enhanced boobs and a butt that looked as if it did pilates 7 times a week...I still wouldn't do it.
I grew up in a pretty modest household. No free nudity or anything. Not saying that nudity is bad...because it isn't....let's just try a LITTLE modesty people....
Cover your business up!
I'm with you on this one...makes me super uncomfortable! Have you ever been to Loehmann's to shop?...well that's how their dressing room is..one big ole open space with mirrors from wall to wall! Butts and boobs galore!
ReplyDeleteKnow what you mean about the locker room! The other day a woman (in great shape) greeted me butt naked from the waist down! Aaaahhh! My eyes! My eyes! Did not need to see that!
ReplyDeletei know...why dont you start showering in the
ReplyDeletemen's locker room? then you have to look at
"man boobs" eewww...
Moobs! bleh!
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